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TEAM:  The Saudi Stooges

LEAGUE:  Div 2

MANAGER:  BIG Nick

COLOURS: 


NICKNAME:  Extinction or Bust

HOME GROUND:  Don't Stop Oil Stadium   (capacity 10,000)

FOUNDED:  13 November, 2020


Last Season:
5th in Div 2 2024/25 (10 teams)

THE SAUDI STOOGES: Live match

Team line-ups

ROUND 7 (EPL ROUND 9), 2025-26

The Saudi Stooges
3 - 0
Mikey Moore Lilywhite 9 11
BIG Nick
Alan Lambert
  • RPL GOAL
  • EPL goal saved by keeper
  • EPL goal saved by defence
  • EPL goal cancelled: selected as SUB
  • 9
    FINAL RPL GOALS
  • EPL Clean Sheet
  • SAVE ACHIEVED
  • SAVE USED
  • Substitute
  • Substitute Details
TOT
B.Johnson
MID
J.Doku
MNC
J.Doku
MID
B.Johnson
LIV
Szoboszlai
MID
L.Paqueta
WHU
L.Paqueta
MID
Szoboszlai
ARS
G.Martinelli
MID
B.Mbeumo
MNU
B.Mbeumo
2
MID
G.Martinelli
  • RPL GOAL
  • EPL goal saved by keeper
  • EPL goal saved by defence
  • EPL goal cancelled: selected as SUB
  • 9
    FINAL RPL GOALS
  • EPL Clean Sheet
  • SAVE ACHIEVED
  • SAVE USED
  • Substitute
  • Substitute Details
TOT
L.Bergvall
MID
M.Tel
TOT
M.Tel
MID
L.Bergvall
No player
X.Simons
No player
E.Haaland

THE SAUDI STOOGES: Next match

ROUND 8 (EPL ROUND 10), 2025-26

Hatate Munchers
-
The Saudi Stooges
Meehall
BIG Nick
  • RPL GOAL
  • EPL goal saved by keeper
  • EPL goal saved by defence
  • EPL goal cancelled: selected as SUB
  • 9
    FINAL RPL GOALS
  • EPL Clean Sheet
  • SAVE ACHIEVED
  • SAVE USED
  • Substitute
  • Substitute Details
No player
J.Grealish
ARS
M.Odegaard
MID
B.Gruda
BHA
B.Gruda
MID
M.Odegaard
BHA
D.Welbeck
STK
W.Gnonto
LEE
W.Gnonto
MID
D.Welbeck
  • RPL GOAL
  • EPL goal saved by keeper
  • EPL goal saved by defence
  • EPL goal cancelled: selected as SUB
  • 9
    FINAL RPL GOALS
  • EPL Clean Sheet
  • SAVE ACHIEVED
  • SAVE USED
  • Substitute
  • Substitute Details
TOT
B.Johnson
MID
J.Doku
MNC
J.Doku
MID
B.Johnson
LIV
Szoboszlai
MID
L.Paqueta
WHU
L.Paqueta
MID
Szoboszlai
ARS
G.Martinelli
MID
B.Mbeumo
MNU
B.Mbeumo
MID
G.Martinelli

THE SAUDI STOOGES: SQUAD LIST

PLAYERS SIGNED:  16    (3 SPOTS REMAINING)
TOTAL VALUE:  £71m    (£29m REMAINING IN CAP)
GOALKEEPERS
sort_name NAME CLUB POS VALUE £m posnum value
pope_nick Nick Pope
NWC
GLK
3 1 3
sels_matz Matz Sels
FOR
GLK
3 1 3
DEF/DMDs
sort_name NAME CLUB POS VALUE £m posnum value
burn_dan Dan Burn
NWC
DEF
2 2 2
tonali_sandro Sandro Tonali
NWC
DMD
3 5 3
gvardiol_jasko Jasko Gvardiol
MNC
DEF
3 2 3
MIDFIELDERS
sort_name NAME CLUB POS VALUE £m posnum value
elangaanthony Anthony Elanga
NWC
MID
2 6 2
mbeumobryan Bryan Mbeumo
MNU
MID
11 6 11
martinelligabriel Gabriel Martinelli
ARS
MID
3 6 3
paqueta_lucas Lucas Paqueta
WHU
MID
2 6 2
johnsonbrennan Brennan Johnson
TOT
MID
4 6 4
szoboszlaidominik Dominik Szoboszlai
LIV
MID
2 6 2
doku_jeremy Jeremy Doku
MNC
MID
2 6 2
STRIKERS
sort_name NAME CLUB POS VALUE £m posnum value
delapliam Liam Delap
CHE
STK
5 9 5
woodchris Chris Wood
FOR
STK
10 9 10
thiago_igor Igor Thiago
BRE
STK
3 9 3
wissayoane Yoane Wissa
NWC
STK
13 9 13