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TEAM:  The Saudi Stooges

LEAGUE:  Div 2

MANAGER:  BIG Nick

COLOURS: 


NICKNAME:  Extinction or Bust

HOME GROUND:  Don't Stop Oil Stadium   (capacity 10,000)

FOUNDED:  13 November, 2020


Last Season:
5th in Div 2 2024/25 (10 teams)

THE SAUDI STOOGES: Next match

ROUND 29 (EPL ROUND 31), 2025-26

Bukayo Moussaka
-
The Saudi Stooges
jim
BIG Nick
  • RPL GOAL
  • EPL goal saved by keeper
  • EPL goal saved by defence
  • EPL goal cancelled: selected as SUB
  • 9
    FINAL RPL GOALS
  • EPL Clean Sheet
  • SAVE ACHIEVED
  • SAVE USED
  • Substitute
  • Substitute Details
EVE
T.Barry
MID
B.Fernandes
MNU
B.Fernandes
MID
T.Barry
LIV
F.Wirtz
MID
R.Cherki
MNC
R.Cherki
MID
F.Wirtz
TOT
Richarlison
STK
N.Woltemade
NWC
N.Woltemade
STK
Richarlison
  • RPL GOAL
  • EPL goal saved by keeper
  • EPL goal saved by defence
  • EPL goal cancelled: selected as SUB
  • 9
    FINAL RPL GOALS
  • EPL Clean Sheet
  • SAVE ACHIEVED
  • SAVE USED
  • Substitute
  • Substitute Details
PAL
B.Johnson
MID
J.Doku
MNC
J.Doku
MID
B.Johnson
LIV
Szoboszlai
MID
L.Paqueta
WHU
L.Paqueta
MID
Szoboszlai
ARS
G.Martinelli
MID
B.Mbeumo
MNU
B.Mbeumo
MID
G.Martinelli

THE SAUDI STOOGES: Last match

ROUND 28 (EPL ROUND 30), 2025-26

The Saudi Stooges
1 - 0
Haalands Heroes
BIG Nick
Haaland
  • RPL GOAL
  • EPL goal saved by keeper
  • EPL goal saved by defence
  • EPL goal cancelled: selected as SUB
  • 9
    FINAL RPL GOALS
  • EPL Clean Sheet
  • SAVE ACHIEVED
  • SAVE USED
  • Substitute
  • Substitute Details
PAL
B.Johnson
MID
J.Doku
MNC
J.Doku
MID
B.Johnson
LIV
Szoboszlai
0
MID
L.Paqueta
WHU
L.Paqueta
MID
Szoboszlai
ARS
G.Martinelli
MID
B.Mbeumo
MNU
B.Mbeumo
MID
G.Martinelli
  • RPL GOAL
  • EPL goal saved by keeper
  • EPL goal saved by defence
  • EPL goal cancelled: selected as SUB
  • 9
    FINAL RPL GOALS
  • EPL Clean Sheet
  • SAVE ACHIEVED
  • SAVE USED
  • Substitute
  • Substitute Details
NWC
H.Barnes
MID
Estevao
CHE
Estevao
MID
H.Barnes
FUL
A.Iwobi
MID
A.Macallister
LIV
A.Macallister
MID
A.Iwobi
FUL
R.Muniz
STK
Havertz
ARS
Havertz
STK
R.Muniz

THE SAUDI STOOGES: SQUAD LIST

PLAYERS SIGNED:  16    (3 SPOTS REMAINING)
TOTAL VALUE:  £71m    (£29m REMAINING IN CAP)
GOALKEEPERS
sort_name NAME CLUB POS VALUE £m posnum value
pope_nick Nick Pope
NWC
GLK
3 1 3
sels_matz Matz Sels
FOR
GLK
3 1 3
DEF/DMDs
sort_name NAME CLUB POS VALUE £m posnum value
burn_dan Dan Burn
NWC
DEF
2 2 2
tonali_sandro Sandro Tonali
NWC
DMD
3 5 3
gvardiol_jasko Jasko Gvardiol
MNC
DEF
3 2 3
MIDFIELDERS
sort_name NAME CLUB POS VALUE £m posnum value
elangaanthony Anthony Elanga
NWC
MID
2 6 2
mbeumobryan Bryan Mbeumo
MNU
MID
11 6 11
martinelligabriel Gabriel Martinelli
ARS
MID
3 6 3
johnsonbrennan Brennan Johnson
PAL
MID
4 6 4
paqueta_lucas Lucas Paqueta
WHU
MID
2 6 2
szoboszlaidominik Dominik Szoboszlai
LIV
MID
2 6 2
doku_jeremy Jeremy Doku
MNC
MID
2 6 2
STRIKERS
sort_name NAME CLUB POS VALUE £m posnum value
delapliam Liam Delap
CHE
STK
5 9 5
woodchris Chris Wood
FOR
STK
10 9 10
thiago_igor Igor Thiago
BRE
STK
3 9 3
wissayoane Yoane Wissa
NWC
STK
13 9 13