TEAM:  Crystal Meth Palace

LEAGUE:  Div 2

MANAGER:  jim

COLOURS: 


NICKNAME:  Tweakers

HOME GROUND:  Walter White Stadium   (capacity 10,000)

FOUNDED:  1 September, 2021


League Runners-up:
Div 2 2021/22

Last Season:
2nd in Div 2 2021/22 (12 teams)

CRYSTAL METH PALACE: Next match
ROUND 18, 2024-25
Mierdo-a-large-oh Bowl
vs
MAGA FC    (And they call me, Sir!)
Crystal Meth Palace    (jim )
Robert Sanchez CHE GLK Andre Onana MNU
Jurrien Timber ARS DEF Ezri Konsa AVL
Ruben Dias MNC DEF Andrew Robertson LIV
Fabian Schar NWC DEF Dan Burn NWC
Pau Torres (D) AVL DMD Riccardo Calafiori (D) ARS
Morgan Rogers AVL MID Bryan Mbeumo BRE
Bruno Fernandes MNU MID Leandro Trossard ARS
A.Iwobi FUL SUB G.Martinelli ARS
Leon Bailey AVL MID Jarrod Bowen WHU
K.Mitoma BHA SUB L.Paqueta WHU
Jean-Philippe Mateta PAL STK Joao Pedro BHA
Jhon Duran AVL STK Rasmus Hojlund MNU
Jorgen Strand Larsen WLV STK Matheus Cunha WLV
N.Fulkrug WHU SUB D.Jota LIV
_ _
CRYSTAL METH PALACE: Last match
ROUND 17, 2024-25
Home Ground
2 vs 1
Tolly FC    (Tolly)
Crystal Meth Palace    (jim )
Jordan Pickford EVE GLK Andre Onana MNU
Jasko Gvardiol MNC DEF Ezri Konsa AVL
Valentino Livramento NWC x DEF Andrew Robertson LIV
Leif Davis IPS DEF x Dan Burn NWC
Christian Norgaard BRE DMD Riccardo Calafiori (D) ARS
Harvey Barnes NWC MID Bryan Mbeumo BRE
Eberechi Eze PAL MID Leandro Trossard ARS
Y.Minteh BHA SUB 1 G.Martinelli ARS
Antoine Semenyo BOU 1 MID Jarrod Bowen WHU
A.Pereira FUL SUB L.Paqueta WHU
Adam Armstrong SOU STK Joao Pedro BHA
Dominic Solanke TOT 1 STK Rasmus Hojlund MNU
Edward Nketiah PAL STK 1 * Matheus Cunha WLV
R.Jimenez FUL SUB D.Jota LIV
_ _

CRYSTAL METH PALACE: SQUAD LIST

PLAYERS SIGNED:  19    (0 SPOTS REMAINING)
TOTAL VALUE:  £81m    (£19m REMAINING IN CAP)
sort_name GOALKEEPERS CLUB POSITION VALUE £m posnum value
hendersondean Dean Henderson PAL GLK 1 1 1
onana_andre Andre Onana MNU GLK 1 1 1
sort_name DEF/DMDs CLUB POSITION VALUE £m posnum value
konsa_ezri Ezri Konsa AVL DEF 1 2 1
burn_dan Dan Burn NWC DEF 1 2 1
romero_cristian Cristian Romero TOT DEF 4 2 4
robertson_andrew Andrew Robertson LIV DEF 7 2 7
calafioririccardo Riccardo Calafiori ARS DEF 1 2 1
sort_name MIDFIELDERS CLUB POSITION VALUE £m posnum value
mbeumo_bryan Bryan Mbeumo BRE MID 22 6 22
bowen_jarrod Jarrod Bowen WHU MID 8 6 8
martinelligabriel Gabriel Martinelli ARS MID 5 6 5
paqueta_lucas Lucas Paqueta WHU MID 1 6 1
ruttergeorginio Georginio Rutter BHA MID 3 6 3
trossard_leandro Leandro Trossard ARS MID 1 6 1
sort_name STRIKERS CLUB POSITION VALUE £m posnum value
calvert-lewin_dominic Dominic Calvert-Lewin EVE STK 1 9 1
jota_diogo Diogo Jota LIV STK 7 9 7
pedrojoao Joao Pedro BHA STK 4 9 4
nunezdarwin Darwin Nunez LIV STK 5 9 5
cunha_matheus Matheus Cunha WLV STK 1 9 1
hojlund_rasmus Rasmus Hojlund MNU STK 7 9 7