TEAM: Crystal Meth Palace
LEAGUE: Div 2
MANAGER:
jim
COLOURS:
NICKNAME: Tweakers
HOME GROUND: Walter White Stadium
(capacity 10,000)
FOUNDED: 1 September, 2021
League Runners-up:
Div 2 2021/22
Last Season:
2nd in Div 2
2021/22
(12 teams)
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CRYSTAL METH PALACE: Next match |
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| ROUND 18, 2024-25 | |||||||||||||||
| Mierdo-a-large-oh Bowl | |||||||||||||||
| vs | |||||||||||||||
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MAGA FC
(And they call me, Sir!)
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Crystal Meth Palace
(jim )
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| Robert Sanchez | CHE | GLK | Andre Onana | MNU | |||||||||||
| Jurrien Timber | ARS | DEF | Ezri Konsa | AVL | |||||||||||
| Ruben Dias | MNC | DEF | Andrew Robertson | LIV | |||||||||||
| Fabian Schar | NWC | DEF | Dan Burn | NWC | |||||||||||
| Pau Torres (D) | AVL | DMD | Riccardo Calafiori (D) | ARS | |||||||||||
| Morgan Rogers | AVL | MID | Bryan Mbeumo | BRE | |||||||||||
| Bruno Fernandes | MNU | MID | Leandro Trossard | ARS | |||||||||||
| A.Iwobi | FUL | ⤶ | SUB | ⤷ | G.Martinelli | ARS | |||||||||
| Leon Bailey | AVL | MID | Jarrod Bowen | WHU | |||||||||||
| K.Mitoma | BHA | ⤶ | SUB | ⤷ | L.Paqueta | WHU | |||||||||
| Jean-Philippe Mateta | PAL | STK | Joao Pedro | BHA | |||||||||||
| Jhon Duran | AVL | STK | Rasmus Hojlund | MNU | |||||||||||
| Jorgen Strand Larsen | WLV | STK | Matheus Cunha | WLV | |||||||||||
| N.Fulkrug | WHU | ⤶ | SUB | ⤷ | D.Jota | LIV | |||||||||
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CRYSTAL METH PALACE: Last match |
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| ROUND 17, 2024-25 | |||||||||||||||
| Home Ground | |||||||||||||||
| 2 | vs | 1 | |||||||||||||
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Tolly FC
(Tolly)
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Crystal Meth Palace
(jim )
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| Jordan Pickford | EVE |
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GLK | Andre Onana | MNU | ||||||||||
| Jasko Gvardiol | MNC | DEF | Ezri Konsa | AVL | |||||||||||
| Valentino Livramento | NWC | x | DEF | Andrew Robertson | LIV | ||||||||||
| Leif Davis | IPS | DEF | x | Dan Burn | NWC | ||||||||||
| Christian Norgaard | BRE | DMD | Riccardo Calafiori (D) | ARS | |||||||||||
| Harvey Barnes | NWC | MID | Bryan Mbeumo | BRE | |||||||||||
| Eberechi Eze | PAL | MID | Leandro Trossard | ARS | |||||||||||
| Y.Minteh | BHA | ⤶ | SUB | ⤷ | 1 | G.Martinelli | ARS | ||||||||
| Antoine Semenyo | BOU | 1 | MID | Jarrod Bowen | WHU | ||||||||||
| A.Pereira | FUL | ⤶ | SUB | ⤷ | L.Paqueta | WHU | |||||||||
| Adam Armstrong | SOU | STK | Joao Pedro | BHA | |||||||||||
| Dominic Solanke | TOT | 1 | STK | Rasmus Hojlund | MNU | ||||||||||
| Edward Nketiah | PAL | STK | 1 * | Matheus Cunha | WLV | ||||||||||
| R.Jimenez | FUL | ⤶ | SUB | ⤷ | D.Jota | LIV | |||||||||
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CRYSTAL METH PALACE: SQUAD LIST
PLAYERS SIGNED: 19
(0 SPOTS REMAINING)
TOTAL VALUE: £81m
(£19m REMAINING IN CAP)
| sort_name | GOALKEEPERS | CLUB | POSITION | VALUE £m | posnum | value |
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| hendersondean | Dean Henderson | PAL | GLK | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| onana_andre | Andre Onana | MNU | GLK | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| sort_name | DEF/DMDs | CLUB | POSITION | VALUE £m | posnum | value |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| konsa_ezri | Ezri Konsa | AVL | DEF | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| burn_dan | Dan Burn | NWC | DEF | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| romero_cristian | Cristian Romero | TOT | DEF | 4 | 2 | 4 |
| robertson_andrew | Andrew Robertson | LIV | DEF | 7 | 2 | 7 |
| calafioririccardo | Riccardo Calafiori | ARS | DEF | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| sort_name | MIDFIELDERS | CLUB | POSITION | VALUE £m | posnum | value |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| mbeumo_bryan | Bryan Mbeumo | BRE | MID | 22 | 6 | 22 |
| bowen_jarrod | Jarrod Bowen | WHU | MID | 8 | 6 | 8 |
| martinelligabriel | Gabriel Martinelli | ARS | MID | 5 | 6 | 5 |
| paqueta_lucas | Lucas Paqueta | WHU | MID | 1 | 6 | 1 |
| ruttergeorginio | Georginio Rutter | BHA | MID | 3 | 6 | 3 |
| trossard_leandro | Leandro Trossard | ARS | MID | 1 | 6 | 1 |
| sort_name | STRIKERS | CLUB | POSITION | VALUE £m | posnum | value |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| calvert-lewin_dominic | Dominic Calvert-Lewin | EVE | STK | 1 | 9 | 1 |
| jota_diogo | Diogo Jota | LIV | STK | 7 | 9 | 7 |
| pedrojoao | Joao Pedro | BHA | STK | 4 | 9 | 4 |
| nunezdarwin | Darwin Nunez | LIV | STK | 5 | 9 | 5 |
| cunha_matheus | Matheus Cunha | WLV | STK | 1 | 9 | 1 |
| hojlund_rasmus | Rasmus Hojlund | MNU | STK | 7 | 9 | 7 |